December 18: On
this day in 1946 Damon Runyon's ashes were scattered over Broadway by his son,
in a plane flown by Eddie Rickenbacker. Born in Manhattan, Kansas, Runyon was
thirty when he arrived in New York to be a sportswriter, and to try out at
Mindy's, the Stork Club, and any betting window available his crap-shoot
worldview: "All of life is six to five against." Broadway became his
special beat, and in Guys and Dolls
and other collections he developed the colorful characters and the gangster
patois that soon swept America.
Stories like "Social Error" even poked fun at the
"underworld complex" that was making him so famous. Socialite Miss
Harriet Mackyle is a Doll-wannabe, the kind who "thinks it smart to tell
her swell friends she dances with a safe blower." Guy-wannabes like Basil
Valentine get "all pleasured up by this attention ... because Miss Harriet
Mackyle may not look a million, but she has a couple, and you can see enough of
her in her evening clothes to know that nothing about her is phony."
Nothing that Basil will ever see, anyway: after a near-fatal misadventure among
the real Broadway hoods, Miss Harriet and Basil escape to Italy and get
married, just as they deserve.
For Runyon, the ending was not so happy, romantically or
otherwise. Runyon's second wife—formerly a Spanish dancer at the Silver
Slipper, first met at a Mexican racetrack when she was a kid running messages
for Pancho Villa—had left him for a younger man after fourteen years. Throat
cancer had forced all communication to be via notepad, and one bitter note to
Damon Runyon Jr. expresses more 'stacked deck' than 'six-to-five against':
I notice you do a lot of thinking about yourself and your
problems. Sometimes when you are in a mood for thought give one to your old man
who in two years was stricken by the most terrible malady known to mankind and
left voiceless with a death sentence hanging over his head, who had a big
career stopped cold, and had his domestic life shattered by divorce and his
savings largely dissipated through the combination of evil circumstances....
Try that on your zither some day, my boy, especially when those low moods you
mention strike you.
Runyon's very last note to Damon Jr. was the
regards-to-Broadway request about his ashes.
Daybook is contributed by Steve King, who teaches in the English Department of Memorial University in St. John's, Newfoundland. His literary daybook began as a radio series syndicated nationally in Canada. He can be found online at todayinliterature.com.
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